Newcomer Porky

The next in the "you know who should be in smash brothers" series is: The immature- the childish- the malicious, King P: Porky Minch!

Porky was requested by (necro-instinct)

SPECIAL MOVES==============================

B – TEAR INTO – Porky's Spider Mech (PSM) faces the screen and using the legs on one side of its body stabs frantically in the direction Porky was facing. these stabs will deal DMG to anyone in reach. holding "B" will cause the attack to continue. this attack can be "broken" if Porky is attacked successfully. Tear Into will damage items- blocking thrown items (unless they explode) however Tear into cannot stop energy based projectiles.
DMG: 1% (per hit)

Side B – STINKY GAS – PSM rears back on its hind legs and with a fart noise sprays out a cloud of stinky gas- while this gas deals no DMG it causes whoever is in it to choke, cough and gag leaving them completely vulnerable to attack- the gas dissipates and players can move again. button mashing doesn't even seem to work to get yourself out of this stink!
DMG: 0%

Down B - MECHA-PORKIES - The back end of PSM elevates and from its behind a Mecha Porky is dispensed! this Machine will run around frantically on the platform it was released on- its siren light will flash faster and faster and eventually the Mecha-Porky will trip, fall and explode dealing DMG to anyone around. Mecha-Porky will also detonate if someone attacks it or if it is hit by an item. Mecha-Porky will run harmlessly past opponents though.
DMG: 10%

Up B - PORKINESIS - PSM will boost into the air and with it's front two legs begin exchanging red energy allowing it to boost into the air in the first place. if "B" is held, PSM will hover downward slowly allowing players to glide with Porky. this will also turn on a spot light under PSM to allow for better aim of this attack. releasing "B" or not holding "B" will result in PSM unleashing a laser of red energy towards the ground dealing DMG to foes below.
DMG: 17%

Final Smash – PIG KING STATUE - Porky laughs maniacally and then begins to cough and choke- clearing his throat and catching his breath the eye of PSM flashes turning the screen white when it fades we see a ominous sky red clouds swirl above and a object is getting closer- in a thunderous landing we see that it is the Pig King Statue! Porky laughs again as the screen fades to white returning to the stage the player is now in control of the Pig King Statue! The statue is rumored to have 100,000,000 HP so there is no point in attacking the Ping King Statue. while the statue is slow, it is incredibly powerful- after landing from a jump the weight of the statue will send out fast moving shock waves that ground foes and deal DMG. "A" attacks will result in the statue flailing its arms attacking opponents with its fists that hold a slingshot (right) and a comic book (left) "B" attacks will cause the statue to throw those items- they will boomerang back to the statue but they will also dish out high DMG and HUGE knock back. when FS time is up the statue explodes sending chunks of itself flying in every direction these will deal DMG and knock back to anyone who connects with them in motion. they will quickly vanish when they hit the ground, though players can pick them up and toss em around. from the explosion Porky will appear in his Spider Mech and battle will continue as normal.
DMG: 34% (Shock wave) 25% (Per hit "A") 35% (Per hit "B") 62% (Statue Debris)

Kirby Hat - Kirby gains Porky's hair and two mechanical spider legs that protrude from his back. Kirby also gains the Tear Into Ability.


TAUNTS===================================

Taunt 1 – Suddenly Porky's Spider Mech begins to collapse and seems to have been defeated Porky looks worried- but suddenly laughs as the Spider Mech jumps up-spins and lands on its feet clearly ready for battle. Was he playing Dead!?

Taunt 2 – Porky stands up in his mech and turns around bending over he moons the audience and slaps his butt- laughing Porky sits back down inside his mech.

Taunt 3 – Porky puts his hands together as if begging: "Lets be friends!" he says pleadingly before snickering: "Hah! Sucker!" he sits back down in his mech.

SNAKE'S CODEC FOR PORKY========================
CODEC CHANNEL: 140.85

SNAKE: Is that a machine?

COLONEL: Yes Snake, and the machine is being controlled by Porky Minch. He's Ness's next door neighbor.

SNAKE: Looks like that's all they have in common.

COLONEL: That's correct Snake. Unlike Ness, Porky is a spoiled brat. He uses machines like that one to do his dirty work.

SNAKE: I've dealt with mechs before with soldiers far more qualified to use them.

COLONEL: I don't think it will be so easy to take down Porky Snake. Porky has allied himself with an entity known as Giygas. Sources say that Giygas is evil itself. a force so powerful it can destroy the universe.

SNAKE: Colonel, do you really believe that?

(The Colonel's screen is engulfed in static)

SNAKE: C-Colonel!?

(The static fades and a scary red hued Colonel now takes up the screen)

COLONEL: SnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnakeSnake....

SNAKE: !?

COLONEL: ...I'm H..A..P..P..Y.. ...It hurts, ...It's not right... not right...

(The Colonel's screen cuts out)

SNAKE: COLONEL!? COLONEL!! COLONNNEELLLLLL!!!!


PSYCHOPATH ABILITY QUOTE FOR PORKY===============

"you should call your mommy!"

TROPHIES AFFILIATED WITH PORKY==================

1 - Porky Minch
2 - Pig King Statue (FINAL SMASH)
3 - Picky Minch
4 - Aloysius & Lardna Minch
5 - Tracy
6 - The Magypsies
7 - Geldegarde Monotoli
8 - Happy Happyist Cult Members
9 - Phase Distorter
10 - Mecha-Porkies
11 - Absolutely Safe Capsule
12 - Pigmasks
13 - The Dark Dragon and the 7 needles

STAGE=====================================

PHASE DISTORTER

Created by Dr. Andonuts along side Apple Kid and the Mr. Saturn population. Stolen by Porky Minch, the Phase Distorter (PD) now sits on the cliffs inside the cave of the past. The stage itself is fairly plain, and pretty much shaped like a "U". cliffs make up the sides of the stage and at the bottom and at its center is the PD. Players can actually pick up and attack the PD. Attacking the PD will cause it to roll around, picking it up, players can move around with it held. though their movement will be horribly decreased (like carrying Bonsly). throwing the PD, Will cause it to active when it lands: this will warp space and time in a smart bomb radius area. this will warp the stage area affected sending it through time and space- will that area be the same? will it have existed in the time pocket the PD sent it to? is it solid? water maybe? so tossing the PD around will change the stage to all kinds of different things! exciting!

STAGE MUSIC TRACKS============================

1 - Piggy Guys - Arrangement: ChuckreimuHakunorris -
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2 - Deep Darkness - Earthbound -
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3 - Magicant - Earthbound -
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4 - Kraken o fthe Sea - Earthbound -
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5 - Porky's Porkies - Mother 3
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6 - Natural Killer Cyborg -
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7 - Fight with Mecha-Drago - Mother 3 -
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SIDE NOTES=================================

ENTRANCE - The Spider Mech materializes with Porky sitting in the machine he seems to be laughing as it touches down on the stage, the glass dome seals shut and Porky enters fighting stance.

Victory Music - Earthbound/Mother Victory Music -
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WII-MOTE SFX - Porky says: "Spankety, spankety, spankety!"

COLORS=====================================

Colors:
TAN - Porky Tan (Default)
RED - Apple Kid Red (RED Team)
BLUE - Captain Rank Blue (BLUE Team)
GRAY - Heavily Armed Pokey
PURPLE - King P Purple
GREEN - Major Rank Green (GREEN Team)

STATS=====================================

WEIGHT: Heavy
SPEED: Normal
JUMP: Low

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